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Air Darwin

Page history last edited by Swinefat Pink 14 years, 6 months ago

 

AIR DARWIN is the corporate international airline of the Darwintern.  It is registered under the Galapagan flag of convenience, which is not recognised by any other Civil Aviation authority in the world. 

 

Officially, of course, the airline does not exist.

 

 

 

Air Darwin's new fleet of luxury stealth Learjets provides maximum in-flight comfort,

superlative on-board personal services, astounding ranges of duty-free contraband,

and minimal radar detectability

 

History

 

Air Darwin was created by the celebrated aviatrix, Amelia Earhart (1897-1984; "disappeared" 1937), who had probably been recruited by the Darwintern's Black Ops in Boston around 1925. 

 

Apparently assigned to developing a method for covertly arranging transportation of prominent figures who had in fact been recruited for high office in 'the Conspiracy that Cares', Earhart was instrumental in developing the art of arranging "disappearances" or staged "fatal accidents" to remove such individuals from the public eye.

 

When authorities of the FBI were close to unmasking her role in the Darwintern, Earhart staged her own 'disappearance' during a heavily-choreographed Round-the-World flight in 1937.  Breaking off contact over Howland Island in the Pacific, Earhart secretly flew on to the Galapagos Islands. 

 

Earhart continued to serve the Darwintern as a pilot and Consultant Conspirator until her demise, aged 87, during a particularly unruly 'Darwin Day' celebration in the Janitorial Pool.

 

Fleet

 

The Air Darwin fleet includes both fixed and rotary wing aircraft. The workhorse of the rotary wing fleet is the bespoke Sikorsky DC-666 "Black Archaeoraptor". Air Darwin also operates the Grand Master's private luxury Lear jet, the "Peppered Moth''.

 

Scheduled Services

 

Air Darwin has no scheduled flight services available to the general public. 

 

It is presumed that Air Darwin provides covert transportation for operatives and agents of The Darwintern.  There appears to be some correlation between disappearances of previously-prominent individuals, apparent accidents in the Bermuda Triangle, and fleeting radar glimpses of unidentified flying objects ''en route'' to the Galapagos Islands.

 

 

Air Darwin provides secure transit between Miami, Nassau, San Juan, and the Galapagos Islands

 

It is also believed that Air Darwin is the principle means by which abducted Hollywood Starlets are transported to the Galapagos for impressed service as Angels (q.v.).

 

Little-Known Facts

 

Air Darwin was the originator of the Frequent Conspirer Miles customer-loyalty scheme.

 

In 1982, Air Darwin became the first airline to offer in-flight lap-dancing in First Class, and in 1987 extended this service to Economy Class.

 

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