THE GALAPAGAN GUANO is the official currency of the Darwintern.

It is not recognised on any international currency exchange market, nor does it have any circulation outside of the Darwintern's Head Office.  The only available exchange rate, as at September 2009, is 10,000 Galapagan Guano = 1 Air Mile.

However, according to the Trowel Strategy as outlined in the Protocols of the Elders of Darwin, it is scheduled to replace every other global medium of exchange as part of the Caring Conspiracy's bid for Total World Domination.