KITZMAS is the major midwinter Festival on the Darwinist's Galapagos Reformed Calendar (GRC). It is held annualy on the 1st of Dover, the only GRC date which Creation Scholars have been able to identify with a Gregorian date: the 20th of December.
Origins of the Festival
Kitzmas celebrates the sagacity of Judge John Jones in the Kitzmiller et. al. v. Dover School Board trial, and is held on the anniversary of the verdict, which was delivered on 20 December 2005 (or, as it was quickly commemorated on the GRC, as the 1st Dover 146 A.D. (anno Darwinii).
Traditional Celebrations
Described as a Celebration of the Light of Reason, a traditional Kitzmas celebration is centered around a huge, orgiastic feast which culminates in the 'Blunting of the Wedge' ceremony, whereby large wedges of special Lemon Test Tart are consumed, copious gallons of spirits imbibed, and rousing choruses of "Merry Kitzmas!" are exhanged amongst friends, family, and other Brethren in Pondscum.
A custom has developed of entertaining children with tales of Santa Judge, a kindly figure who hands out good 'verdicts' to the thoughtful, but no gifts at all for the Luddite at heart.
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