| 
  • If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.

  • You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

View
 

Degrees of the Brotherhood

Page history last edited by Swinefat Pink 14 years, 9 months ago

THERE ARE 33 DEGREES of membership within the Darwintern, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Darwin. They appear to be derived, in part, from the earlier (and some say, apocryphal) Ancient Order of the Brotherhood in Pondscum.

 

The precise hierarchy is a closely-guarded secret, but a small number of the Degrees are known, at least by name.  For example, the First Degree, Poopy Head, is the rank assigned to raw recruits into the Conspiracy who have not yet completed basic training at Bowl Camp.

 

At the other extreme, the 33rd Degree is that of Grand Master, of which there can only be one at any given time. 

 

Much speculation surrounds the intervening degrees -- their titles, rites of initiation, insignia and other regalia.

 

33 Degrees of the Ancient Order of Brotherhood in Pondscum

 

(this topic is under investigation)

 

* 1 Poopy Head

* 2 Pond Scum

* 3

* 4

* 5

* 6 Centurion

* 7

* 8

* 9

* 10

* 11

* 12 Community Organiser

* 13

* 14

* 15 Anchor Man

* 16

* 17

* 18

* 19

* 20

* 21

* 22

* 23 School Teacher

* 24

* 25

* 26

* 27

* 28

* 29

* 30

* 31

* 32 Overseer

* 33 Grand Master

Comments (0)

You don't have permission to comment on this page.