L. Con Rubhard (b. 1911, d. never -- he's now immortal), is the founder of the Church of Hymentology.

L. Con Rubhard

Although some critics deny that Hymentology is a ''bona fide'' religious instituion, its glossy brochure clearly states: 

Hymentology is a real-live-honest-to-goodness-religious-foundation-no-way-are-we-only-in-it-for-the-money-and-yes-we-really-are-entitled-to-tax-free-status Church

'Nuff said.