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Laws of Thermal Documents

Page history last edited by Swinefat Pink 14 years, 6 months ago

THE LAWS OF THERMAL DOCUMENTS, held by Creation Scientists to be among the most elegant of all the divinely-ordered and inviolable Laws of Nature, were spontaneously ''shezamed'' into existence by an anonymous FBI poster on an internet discussion forum in the summer of 2006.

 

The precise text of the Laws is disputed and has never been formally recorded, although it is certain that the Second Law completely and utterly refutes any and all aspects of the malicious Theory of Evilution.

 

Proposed wording of these Laws:

 

First Law of Thermal Documents: If you are still using a thermal paper printer, you are unlikely to understand science.

Second Law of Thermal Documents: Do not expect your computer's spell-checker to correct your ignorance of science.

Third Law of Thermal Documents: There is no Third Law of Thermal Documents.  Discuss.

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