Protocols of the Elders of Darwin


 

THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF DARWIN is the major source developed by Creation Scholars for lifting the lid on the innermost workings of the Darwintern.

 

Although the precise provenance of the document is unknown, it is currently in the hands of the FBI, which is undertaking the massive labour of deciphering it from its present encryption -- a diabolical cipher known as the Darwinci Code.

 

To date, the Protocols have already yielded invaluable insight into the sinister cabal's Organisation and notorious Trowel Strategy.