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Darwinci Code

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on June 2, 2008 at 4:11:43 pm
 

!Darwinci Code

__A FIENDISHLY__ and nearly ((Irreducible Complexity|irreducibly-complex)) cipher used by ((Karl Darwin)) for encrypting his plans for Total World Domination.  The code was used for the encryption of the ((ProtocolsDarwin|Protocols of the Elders of Darwin)), which is currently being cracked by the ((FBI)).

More recently, it has been discovered that Darwin used a variant of the code in his published works.  The basic algorithm requires multiplying the angles of declension of various signs of the Zodiac by the long sequence of __Kansas Primes__ which commences with ~np~1^720.~/np~

Applying this code to the preface from Darwins ''Origins of the Communist Manifesto'' yields some breath-taking results (indicated by arrows, below), viz:

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I will here give a brief sketch of the (:arrow:)__P__(:exclaim:) rogress of opinion on the Origin of Species. Until recently the gre(:arrow:)__A__(:exclaim:) t majority of nat(:arrow:)__U__(:exclaim:) ra(:arrow:)__L__(:exclaim:) lists believed that species were i(:arrow:)__M__(:exclaim:) mutable produ(:exclaim:)__c__(:exclaim:) tions, and had been separately (:arrow:)__C__(:exclaim:) re(:arrow:)__A__(:exclaim:) ted. This view has been ably maintained by many autho(:arrow:)__R__(:exclaim:) s. Some few na(:arrow:)__T__(:exclaim:) uralists, on the other ha(:arrow:)__N__(:exclaim:) d, hav(:arrow:)__E__(:exclaim:)  believed that species undergo modification, and that the existing forms of life are the descendants b(:arrow:)__Y__(:exclaim:)  true generation of pre-existing forms. Pass(:arrow:)__I__(:exclaim:) ng over allu(:arrow:)__S__(:exclaim:) ions to the subject in the classical writers, the first author who in mo(:arrow:)__D__(:exclaim:) ern tim(:arrow:)__E__(:exclaim:) s h(:arrow:)__A__(:exclaim:) s treate(:arrow:)__D__(:exclaim:) it in a scientific spirit was Buffon. But as his opinions fluctuated greatly at different periods, and as he does not enter on the causes...

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Spooky, huh!?

 

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