THE FBI, an acronym for Fanatical Bible Inquisitors, is a body of dedicated volunteers who Witness for the Lord at the drop of a penny into a hat.

FBI Agent with Bible: "The TRVTH is in here!"

Whether distributing Jack Chick tracts, spamming internet discussion fora, mobbing PTA meetings or lynching atheists, you can count on your local FBI Agents to fight for the All-American verities of Motherpie, Applehood, and the Door I Left Behind with the Next Girl.